Thursday, January 08, 2009
Friday, December 17, 2004
Smoking Monkeys for Everyone on Your List!
Happy Holidays means happy shopping. Yes, I said happy and shopping in the same sentence. I like shopping. And I especially love xmas shopping.
I keep meaning to write my list of favorite xmas gifts (this is called attnshoppers, after all)...but i just can't wait to tell you about my smoking monkey!
The little primate in the red fez comes w/his own tiny carton of lucky cigarettes (they smell like a cozy wood fire) - just light up his butt (cig, that is!) and he puffs away. (well, not really, but DAMN is he cute!)
I got him at Alphabets for $6.95, along with a pack of "DOES THIS GUM MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?" gum and some other goodies.
Monkeys for Everyone! The kids'll love ya for it!
[see gawker for more about helpin kids get their parties started right]
I keep meaning to write my list of favorite xmas gifts (this is called attnshoppers, after all)...but i just can't wait to tell you about my smoking monkey!
The little primate in the red fez comes w/his own tiny carton of lucky cigarettes (they smell like a cozy wood fire) - just light up his butt (cig, that is!) and he puffs away. (well, not really, but DAMN is he cute!)
I got him at Alphabets for $6.95, along with a pack of "DOES THIS GUM MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?" gum and some other goodies.
Monkeys for Everyone! The kids'll love ya for it!
[see gawker for more about helpin kids get their parties started right]
Sunday, September 19, 2004
got milk?
i was just looking on craig's list nyc and found this in the kids section.
i forget if it was for sale or free.
Frozen breast milk
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Reply to:
Date: 2004-09-17, 12:27PM EDT
I have an oversupply of milk and my freezer is full. I know that milk from the milk bank is very expensive. If you need milk for your baby please contact me. I have all my medical records as proof of perfect health. I will also allow you to contact my doctor so you can be sure.
i forget if it was for sale or free.
Frozen breast milk
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Reply to:
Date: 2004-09-17, 12:27PM EDT
I have an oversupply of milk and my freezer is full. I know that milk from the milk bank is very expensive. If you need milk for your baby please contact me. I have all my medical records as proof of perfect health. I will also allow you to contact my doctor so you can be sure.
Thursday, August 12, 2004
found it!
i love the found magazine website
esp. the note section
read the one entitled "can't see the humor"
i find it very humorous
also, "promotion"
sad and sweet
"page me later" is just sad
you wonder how i find time for such frivolity
what about the blog for other people's discarded grocery lists? http://www.grocerylists.org/
now they've got some time on their hands
esp. the note section
read the one entitled "can't see the humor"
i find it very humorous
also, "promotion"
sad and sweet
"page me later" is just sad
you wonder how i find time for such frivolity
what about the blog for other people's discarded grocery lists? http://www.grocerylists.org/
now they've got some time on their hands
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