Friday, December 17, 2004

Smoking Monkeys for Everyone on Your List!

Happy Holidays means happy shopping. Yes, I said happy and shopping in the same sentence. I like shopping. And I especially love xmas shopping.

I keep meaning to write my list of favorite xmas gifts (this is called attnshoppers, after all)...but i just can't wait to tell you about my smoking monkey!

The little primate in the red fez comes w/his own tiny carton of lucky cigarettes (they smell like a cozy wood fire) - just light up his butt (cig, that is!) and he puffs away. (well, not really, but DAMN is he cute!)

I got him at Alphabets for $6.95, along with a pack of "DOES THIS GUM MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?" gum and some other goodies.

Monkeys for Everyone! The kids'll love ya for it!
[see gawker for more about helpin kids get their parties started right]

Sunday, September 19, 2004

got milk?

i was just looking on craig's list nyc and found this in the kids section.
i forget if it was for sale or free.

Frozen breast milk
Reply to:
Date: 2004-09-17, 12:27PM EDT

I have an oversupply of milk and my freezer is full. I know that milk from the milk bank is very expensive. If you need milk for your baby please contact me. I have all my medical records as proof of perfect health. I will also allow you to contact my doctor so you can be sure.

Thursday, August 12, 2004

found it!

i love the found magazine website
esp. the note section
read the one entitled "can't see the humor"
i find it very humorous
also, "promotion"
sad and sweet
"page me later" is just sad

you wonder how i find time for such frivolity
what about the blog for other people's discarded grocery lists?
now they've got some time on their hands