Friday, December 17, 2004

Smoking Monkeys for Everyone on Your List!

Happy Holidays means happy shopping. Yes, I said happy and shopping in the same sentence. I like shopping. And I especially love xmas shopping.

I keep meaning to write my list of favorite xmas gifts (this is called attnshoppers, after all)...but i just can't wait to tell you about my smoking monkey!

The little primate in the red fez comes w/his own tiny carton of lucky cigarettes (they smell like a cozy wood fire) - just light up his butt (cig, that is!) and he puffs away. (well, not really, but DAMN is he cute!)

I got him at Alphabets for $6.95, along with a pack of "DOES THIS GUM MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?" gum and some other goodies.

Monkeys for Everyone! The kids'll love ya for it!
[see gawker for more about helpin kids get their parties started right]